"Maybe this isn't the place to mention it, but another thorn in my side was the Poetry Pageant in Sedgely. I knew exactly where that one went wrong, and I righted it. When I began getting complaints from tourists that the poetry didn't sound like poetry, it sounded like newspaper articles, I went out to Sedgely. I could not believe what I found. Most of the 'poems' they had been foisting on the crowds were indeed prose. I showed the incriminating evidence to the Poetry Pageant president and he said those were prose poems. That's what he said, prose poems. I laughed in his face and informed him that poetry rhymed and had lines of a certain length and went da-dum, da-dum, de-de-da, da-dum, and so forth, and anybody with a third grad education knew that."
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"Maybe this isn't the place to mention it, but another thorn in my side was the Poetry Pageant in Sedgely. I knew exactly where that one went wrong, and I righted it. When I began getting complaints from tourists that the poetry didn't sound like poetry, it sounded like newspaper articles, I went out to Sedgely. I could not believe what I found. Most of the 'poems' they had been foisting on the crowds were indeed prose. I showed the incriminating evidence to the Poetry Pageant president and he said those were prose poems. That's what he said, prose poems. I laughed in his face and informed him that poetry rhymed and had lines of a certain length and went da-dum, da-dum, de-de-da, da-dum, and so forth, and anybody with a third grad education knew that."
- M. Sam Johnson (p. 101 in H.T.T.M.)
Thought you would enjoy that. ;)
Speaking of poetry, I'm glad you got the Outsiders reference in my icicle post.
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